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Journal prompts: what are the shoes you’ve had forever and wear with everything?

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I know – boring, right? Plain black dolly shoes, no heel and no bow on my pair. Just unadorned black leather.

The thing is, I wear a lot of black. It’s slimming, it hides the fact that I drop whiteboard markers down myself on a regular basis and it means I don’t have to think about matching clothes first thing in the morning. Black shoes just complete the ensemble.

I also have really stupidly wide feet, and dolly shoes often come a bit wider than average court shoes. I’m quite tall for a woman – 5’10” – so I don’t feel the need for heels very often. They’re easy to kick off when my feet get too hot. They go with most outfits.

Most importantly, when I finally wear a pair into the ground, they’re easy to replace! You can get them everywhere and they’re not expensive. It also means I can keep a spare pair in my desk drawer in case of some kind of shoe-related clothing malfunction, which has been known to happen!

So, in short, the humble black dolly shoe. The Louise Taylor shoe of choice!

Journal prompts: what is your opinion of socks? really, just talk about socks.

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I hate socks.

Yes, shocking as it is, I’m not fond. It comes from having big feet, I think; ladies’ socks go from size 4-7, and I’m an 8. Most socks are just that little bit tight, or slip uncomfortably underneath the heel. Men’s socks usually have better designs and aren’t bloody pink, but they’re too big and slouch down. If it wasn’t for the fact that I have to wear socks to stop myself getting blisters, I wouldn’t bother.

That being said, if I could get my hands on a long pair of penguin socks like the ones above, I’d wear them all the time!

Journal prompts: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?

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Oh lord, it would be a mess!

Not dirty, I hasten to add. Not any dirtier than a flat that would be that would have both cats and a dog in it. Two dogs; I would love to have a dog but I live alone and work full time outside the home, so it wouldn’t be fair to have one right now. If I lived with my best friend and her menagerie of animals, I’m sure it would be okay if I had a dog too.

It would either have to be a very big flat or a very small dog!

There would have to be wooden floors, all the easier to sweep up the animal hair from, and lots of tall bookcases to house our collection of books. We would have thousands between us! My friend is great with colour, more brave than I am, so there would probably be really bold choices for wallpaper and paint. My pride and joy, my Empire Red KitchenAid food mixer, would have pride of place in the kitchen. She loves her amazing shoe collection, so there would have to be room for that. My handbags could take up a flat on their own. I have a giant marshmallow of a sofa, slightly battered and scratched, but oh so comfortable.

Actually, it sounds pretty great!

 

Journal prompts: what’s your favourite thing to do on lazy days with zero obligations?

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This is a really easy one! I’d lounge in bed until I had to get up, then I’d give myself a face mask before taking a really long shower. After drying off and getting into new, clean pyjamas, I’d make my way to the couch with a good book and remain there all day, napping here and there as I felt fit.

In short, I’d do absolutely nothing, and enjoy every moment of it!

Journal prompt: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

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This was a trickier post to write than I thought it would be! I’m a picky eater – very picky, to be honest. I’m fussy about textures, I hate it when sauces are poured over my food and most vegetables make me want to throw up. There are plenty of different foods that should be banned from the universe!

Cucumber, though – cucumber is just the worst! For a start, it’s barely a thing. It’s an oddly-textured mass of water, flavoured with green. Yes, that’s right, it tastes green to me. It’s not as strong a green flavour as cabbage, or green beans, but it still tastes green. Blech.

It finds its way into salads and sandwiches, poisoning perfectly good food with it’s peculiar aftertaste. There’s no point in eating it – it has no value, no significant vitamins or minerals in it.

It is, in short, the devil’s own vegetable and if I could ban it from the universe, I would!

Journal prompts: what’s something that made you smile today?

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I went out for dinner with my friend, and she told me something that made me genuinely laugh tonight. She told me that her husband, an intelligent man, once admitted to her that he had never cleaned their bathroom. There was no need to, he said proudly, as they had designed the layout so well that the bathroom was self-cleaning. It was always so spotlessly clean! So shiny and fresh!

My friend, with a great deal more self control that I would have been able to maintain, had to tell her husband that no, in fact, their bathroom was not of the magical, self-cleaning variety, and for the last few years since its installation, she had been responsible for cleaning it.

I don’t understand how such a normally intelligent man could be so naive! What did he think the bottles of bathroom cleaner were for? Did he think that the bathroom cleaning fairies visited in the middle of the night?

Genuine, hysterical laughter.

Journal prompts: do you sleep on your back, side or stomach?

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Yes.

To all of them.

I sleep alone, most of the time, and when I have a companion I prefer to do the actual sleeping part of the evening alone. For preference, I sleep in a starfish formation, trying to take up as much of the bed as possible. It’s when I start to assume the starfish that companions wish that they were sleeping somewhere else, too.

I start off on my side, on the right hand side of the bed. This is because in summer, this is the side closest to the fan. I have to be on the cold side of comfortable to drop off to sleep. Again, this annoys companions who have, in the past, complained about the Alaskan temperatures of my bedroom. When I get too hot, I flop onto my left side, where the cool pillows are. I usually fall asleep properly now, but at some point in the night I roll over and lay on my back, my arms and legs now spread out in full starfish mode.

I’m seriously thinking about upgrading to a kingsize bed. It would mean that I would have to buy a brand new bedframe, mattress, duvets and bed linens, but it would mean that any future night time companions would have a little more room when I bust out my best starfish impersonation and try to sleep in all of the bed at once!

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Journal prompts: what random objects so you use to bookmark your books?

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This is an odd question for me, although not for one of my very best friends. For the sake of protecting the flagrantly guilty, we’ll call her Beth. Beth is a rapacious reader. Her flat is lined with bookcases, often stacked precariously on top of each other. Books are packed onto them three-deep, covering every subject you can possibly imagine. I myself have bought her romance novels, books about surviving in the wild, an atlas of world history and a collection of maps designed by a teenage computer genius.

You can tell which books Beth is currently reading by the weird objects she uses to mark her pages. The silver paper that wraps chocolate biscuits, receipts, postcards, newspaper clippings and even, on occasion, an actual bookmark purchased for the purpose. You can track where she was when she was reading by what she’s used to mark her page. The one thing that she doesn’t do, thank goodness, is fold the corner of the page down.

Me?  I don’t use bookmarks.

Sometimes it’s because I’ll read the book entirely in one sitting so I don’t need one. Other times, I remember the page number. I don’t know why I don’t use bookmarks, I have plenty of them. Everybody knows that I like reading, so I usually get a few novelty bookmarks every year as part of Christmas and birthday gifts. At the moment they all sit crammed onto a bookshelf, unused and unloved. I just find it more natural to remember a page number.

Now that I read on my iPad a lot, I have no need of a physical bookmark as the Marvin app I use automatically keeps my place. Perhaps the next time I go to visit Beth, I’ll take my collection of book marks with me to give to her!

 

Journal prompts: are you a morning person?

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A cat after my own heart. 

*laughs hysterically*

*wheezes*

*snorts unattractively*

Ahem.

No.

I’m forced to be for my day job – my working day starts at 8.20, and I’m in the classroom by 8.00am prepping, so that means I leave my house by 7.45, which means I have to be showered, dressed and breakfasted before then. The very latest I can stay in bed is 6.45.

Some days I find myself standing in lesson one not quite sure how I got to work that morning. It’s not that I stay up ridiculously late, and I usually nap after getting home from work on most days. I just hate mornings!

My head is fuzzy, my knee aches badly, I’m bad tempered and always ravenously hungry. I look bad. I mean, really bad.

So no, not a morning person.

Journal prompts: cereal

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My one true love!

A bit of a random one, but this prompt jumped out at me!

When you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

This is not a small deal – I don’t have cereal often, so if I do, I want it perfect! For a start, none of this healthy rubbish. No All-Bran, or unsweetened Cornflakes or molar-snapping museli. I want something packed full of sugar. It doesn’t have to taste of chocolate, but it does have to be tooth-rottingly sweet. Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are good. I like Krave, despite the stupid spelling of the name. Cookie Crisp is my favourite, I think.

Then, once I have my favourite bowl – both wide and deep, for maximum amounts of cereal – I pour the cereal in, followed by the milk. This is important – the milk can come no further up than half way. Just under half way, actually. The milk has to be semi-skimmed. No skimmed milk – that’s just white water. I’ve never actually tasted full fat milk, to the best of my knowledge, but I suppose I should make some nod towards health!

Cereal is a real treat because I’m supposed to be on a diet. I can have cereal, but only the boring healthy ones, and only 30g of it. 30g! That’s nothing! I can’t get filled up for the day on that! Plus, I’m not a big milk drinker as I don’t drink tea or coffee, so more often than not if I buy a pint of milk, most of it is just wasted.

So, if I do get to have cereal, it’s go big or go home. But only in my favourite bowl, and only with the correct ratio of cereal to milk! Too much milk and the cereal gets too soggy. Too little, and it’s all too hard and crunchy. Tell you what, Goldilocks had nothing on me!