I hate socks.

Yes, shocking as it is, I’m not fond. It comes from having big feet, I think; ladies’ socks go from size 4-7, and I’m an 8. Most socks are just that little bit tight, or slip uncomfortably underneath the heel. Men’s socks usually have better designs and aren’t bloody pink, but they’re too big and slouch down. If it wasn’t for the fact that I have to wear socks to stop myself getting blisters, I wouldn’t bother.

That being said, if I could get my hands on a long pair of penguin socks like the ones above, I’d wear them all the time!